Who Wants to be this bitch’s whipping boy?
My new boy for the summer, he’s the Trader Joe in the previous post, is officially not my favorite person anymore. The entire week, he’s been up my ass!! Not in the way you pervs are probably wishing; you can seriously hold off on lubing up the disablility between your legs.
We spent practically all week together. That was definately not the plan. We spent nearly 3 hours in Sephora Wednesday!! He didn’t complain once. He’s just not that type of guy! I wish he was though, because that means he’s the other kind…
“Fucktard Unawaris”. He looks good on the outside and that’s ALL there is. This kind of guy builds up an almost unassailable front. He has to because he has ZERO personality. He’s just a self-made caricature of all the guys he’s ever met that don’t ever have their masculinity questioned. Then, when the agent persona decides to phone it home, all that’s left is this clingy, whiny, needy, insecure mess. Most are breastfed wayyyy past a socially acceptable age.
I just did what anyone in my situation would do; I introduced him to the reality of hooking up with a girl who really doesn’t want a 5′7″ boyfriend. After he finished his “worship my pussy like Lex does” lesson, yesterday morning. I showered, got dressed, and asked him to leave because I needed a Me day. The look on his face told me that I was dealing with someone that has the emotional maturity of a 5 year old who just found out that Santa isn’t real.
After he finally left, I went to go grab lunch and take my dog to the park…ALONE!! I hadn’t had time to reclaim my sanity for even 3 hours when I get a text, “wut u doin, miss u”. I sent him one back that said, “at the park, catch u later”. Major hint right? I guess it wasn’t major enough. He sent another saying, “ynot 2nite?” It was ignored with the 5 other texts and 2 “missed” calls.
I already know why a guy would act like Joe does. Take a look at my hot, tight ass on my all about me page and you’ll instantly see what he’s up against. How do you quantify unfair advantage? 32-24-34!!
I know what a guy is thinking when he does things like that but what I want to know is, “What ARE you thinking?!!!!!” Who thinks it’s ok to act like the equivelent of 3 pre-menstrual women having Lifetime movie night with their 3 post partum friends. Out yourselves…you’re paying for another loser’s sins tonight.
