Senryü for sissy sluts who beg to be Craig’d
FORCED BI ME, CRAVE COCK
SWALLOW, GAG, SPIT, REPEAT
RISK DIVORCE, CRAIG’D!!!
I hate haiku…gayness!!! Senryü is more my thing. It’s 17 syllables or less about a situation or an incident. It usually offers some insight into the human condition; lame assed reference to nature not included. This one is for my favorite fag, rosie.
For all of you GLAAD members out there wringing your hands and gnashing your teeth in ACLU-approved mental anguish, fag is a term of endearment for my 40-something “girlfriend”. I “helped” rosie suck 78 other guys off since last summer. You would think that someone as helpful as I am deserves to have her best girlfriend come over and do some much needed cleaning right? Apparently rosie thinks it’s more important to spend “a quiet day with M______”. Now she did offer to pay her cleaning lady to come over and do it, but I don’t want some stranger. I want someone who I KNOW will do a good job.
rosie’s 1 year anniversary with me is coming up on July 27. Coincidentally, rosie’s wedding anniversary is on July 28th…wow! Just think about that time frame people. Some people might think that maybe I planned it that way so that rosie wouldn’t have any problems remembering her most important date. Those same people might think that a responsible-by-day “girl” like rosie is being a little too careless with the schedule I gave her.
Consider the sentryü part of your pre-anniversary present, rosie ;). You’ll make it up to me. I’m not accepting any calls, emails or texts from you. This is the last warning. I’ve emailed a suggestion to u that will make everything better, for both of us. Make everything right and I won’t play fill in the blank with wife #2’s name or any of the other little things that I plan on doing mentioned in the email. Wife #3 may not be so easy to come by with a ruined reputation, alimony and a Princess to pay for. Just a thought :) MUAHZ!!
