Chronic Ruination

I’m not in MY usual spot this weekend.   Soooo…what’s a slut like u to do?  WAIT!!  Niteflirt arranged calls and emails are going to have to wait until at least 3AM EST.  How do u get pushed to the front of the line?   Easy!!  Put yourself there…if you’re smart u know how !!

Anyway..

Update on the new slut search…

I’ve got one in mind for the scraping by cuck money slave…check out the comment it left on the previous entry.  This pussy boy has ALOT of back story….but before I give it to you…does he have any competition?!!   Please be in the U.S.,  I’m tired of having to explain why I don’t want any internationals.

and I’m not getting it!!!

Oh yeah, and Happy New Year.

Back to the subject.  I’m so not enchanted with what I’m surrounded with these days.  My friends here in N.O., are too slow…

There’s only so many times u can go out, and 3 out  of 4 in the group agree the night isn’t any good unless you’ve done I Kissed a Girl on karaoke.

The guy I’m dating is too soft…

He wants his own place(he should he’ 24!!) but he’s  too afraid to tell his current roommate that he doesn’t want to renew his lease  because he knows the other guy can’t afford to live alone.  This is the first time I’ve seen this shade of bitch on him, and I can tell you, it’s NOT  a good look!  Doesn’t matter, I’m moving in March anyway.  Next!!

rosie’s new sub-lite mentality is not working for Me; s-he’s officially out as of 5 min ago, I’ll tell it tomorrow during its commute time.  The bitch wants to try and be friends now and My forecast is that it’s going to turn into excuse after excuse not to do what s-he was born to do.   I’m sorry, but when I hear the words,

Please don’t be nice to Me

it doesn’t matter if it was almost 2 years ago when it was said…It was obviously a sincere need and, to Me, it’s one I still think is necessary.  All anyone has in life is their word, their name, and/or their balls…and rosie is more than a little short in the ball dept.  Word trumps wants!  Besides, as friends, u have to be friendly.  What are we going to do?  I guess s-he wants to hold hands, split tiramisu and talk about old times like…

Hey….you remember that time when you came to stay for Memorial Day weekend and *****  made u sleep in My room and I let u sleep in his dog’s old crate with some of My shoes as toys so you’d have My scent and wouldn’t feel so lonely?

Even my favorite stress reliever, Niteflirt is as entertaining. Very few of the sluts are doing it for Me!!

Except for maybe this faggot shampoo boy that’s “two-shades of could be fabulous if…”

AND

This former frat boy all grown up with a slut wife who’s going to get even sluttier thanks to Me!  Oh, and he’s going to get a black boyfriend that’s better than anything even I’ve ever had…I’m going to make sure of it.  he’s going to start buying better panties too.

The usual suspects:

• 30-something, living with Mom,  calling several times in a night from several accts, addicted to stuff they don’t even recognize as addictions  yet.  The type that blow their loads talking about sucking dick then  proceed to try to moonlight as the  morality police on Me for what I do to, mostly, consenting adults

• Couple of nano-dick Asians(surprise surprise!!) that blow their loads then magically turn into winners and achievers …anything but their reality of sticking 50 menus in your door in a weeks time and chanting to Buddha that it doesn’t get soft when they finally get enough tips to make a pilgrimage to their local BangCock Spa.

• Wannabe cuck husbands  that want to fluff but don’t know how to ask their wives…even though her extracurricular sex life is like a lullaby to Me.

• Socially retarded programmer types who have recently discovered the wonders  of a bump and beer and the delicious little world they can create when they have a credit card and a phone.

All I want are more people that are close to My level….that’s ALL!!  I’m getting rid of everything defective in 2009.

• I want 2 or 3 really cute, fun girly boys(26 and older) that want to work REALLY hard to stimulate Me. Thin, smooth skin, smart, fashion sense, or u must REALLY want to earn the training to get those things.

• ONE r0sie-replacement.  Must be 40 or over(Maybe a really exceptional 30ish slut) who appreciates discretion, no priors, no handicaps(the one between your legs is enough for Me)and no DSM-IV stuff.  The “encouragement” rosie required is optional..especially if u have the right mentality. Not sure what being he-r replacement entails?  Read the rest of the blog or email Me at Kara@phonefetishprincesskara.com for specifics.

• Chastity, Cuckold, and Humiliation Money Slaves- 3 only, over 35- I want one scraping by, one very comfortable, and one who thinks the fundamentals of this economy are strong(not because he’s an ignorant Bush-O-McCain-ophile either).  This is going to create a very interesting dynamic . u sluts will all know about each other, but you don’t have to know one another.  u will get ONE “Kara is going to treat Me like a person card” per week and u guys will have to compete for it.   Again discretion must be very important to you,  you must be able to submit to regular tease and denial sessions and other “things” on demand, must have an awesome slave mentality or something absolutely better.  Must not be white trash.

Soooo…. there it is.  That’s what I want.  If u fit the bill,   contact me.  Email, Niteflirt, whatever.

Get My attention?  Get My panties wet?  Get My wet panties?  Get My sweaty leggings after My Bikram Yoga Class?

Simple.  Click one of the buttons to your right..