See if you can guess what it is…
Usually it’s white, sometimes brown or yellow, rarely black. It’s values are antique but not very valuable. It’s weak, empty, and the best kind usually comes up short….
I’m back in college this semester!!! Back in Atlanta and still waiting on this place to get interesting. You really have to either go out of town or out of your way to make things tolerably fab here. Now interesting…there’s a surplus of it!
I think the recession has pushed the trailer trash to finally attempt to seek higher ground. There’s too many people that have moved here from WeRcousinfuckers, USA and brought their Cousin Grandpa’s ass backward mentality along with the coon dogs. No matter where you go…there your memes are. You can’t escape what you’ve been bred to be. Now the gen. pop transplants are one thing. Campus is another.
No one can tell Me that the recession hasn’t already affected the university I attend and others to the point that they’re relaxing some of the admissions requirements. It may not be official, as in university policy official, but it’s being done. I took a year off and the the vibe is way more, to use a made up word, ethnosocioeconomically interesting.
I guess someone put down the Coors and the Xbox long enough to get that whole FAFSA thing figured out for Jr. because you can really see a change on campus. I don’t think it’s any strange coincidence that the college republicans are extra apparent this semester. I guess they’ve sniffed the air, and smelled the formaldehyde from the new NASCAR t-shirts in the air and realized the gold mine they have. An influx of easily influenced, baby birthers and jr. teabaggers in need of someone to tell them what to think.
Much like the higher ranking ones…they realize the bottom has fallen out of their party. The natural human response when you’re tapped out intelectually and feeling powerless is to come out swinging. Who is most likely to swing first and think later? Those who are not so ethnic but very socioeconomically interesting. For the rest of this entry we’ll just call them rednecks because, well, that’s what they are.
In the great republican tradition they’ve elected a token to their executive board. He’s like a younger, fatter, pimplier version of Bobby Jindal and he’s in one of my classes. He’s found some excuse every time I’m around him to say something to Me. I get a little bothered by stuff like that. It means that Glenn Beck’s delusions on how the world is could possibly have convinced him that Girls like Me have gone blind and looks don’t matter anymore.
I’m thinking I may need to give him a dose of something more closer to reality. But there’s a problem with that in My eyes. If I only did it to him, that would means he’s special and deserves individual attention. So I’ve got another idea.
I want all college republicans, current and former to try and get to know Me
It’s going to be like my own version of socialized medicine.
