I’m all about just about anything that blurs that already shaky gender line for you weak little closet pantyfags.
I just had a barely audible talk with someone’s scared, shaky-voiced husband. There must be some unwritten rule that if you’re pre-neutered by some physical shortcoming or emotional defect, that you HAVE to stutter and stammer in the most hilariously pitiful way. My patience made it through a few minutes before I had to let it know that it was just one of those people that seem to beg for a good, long raping. We all know what kind of people those are. Sluts.
As it was busily teasing itself with the vibrations from its wife’s clairisonic brush because the little lady is way too Protestant for sex toys for her husband to use on himself while she’s sleeping, I got an idea.
This past week, the news decided to bombard us with reports on groups of women in most English-speaking countries participating in Slutwalks. Apparently some police officer in Toronto made a comment about women in slutty clothing begging for sexual assault. Now, women around the world are dressing like sluts to protest that type of thinking.
Being the thoughtful person that I am, I had to ask myself: Do men who dress like “slutty” women, act like bitches, or who diddle themselves with personal hygiene appliances at 4am in their time zone asking for rape? I know where I stand on the issue, but everyone has the right to say “no”.
That’s why I want am going to start integrating these slutwalks with REAL he-sluts.
Starting tomorrow, If you know you’re not strong enough to fight off another person who wants to wear your throat or mancunt out without your permission, you need to be at the Slutwalk nearest you. The schedule is here.
Anyone 18 or older,living in the United States, that attends either the slutwalk tomorrow or one in the future has the opportunity to earn some free, no credit card phone sex. Simply participate in the walk, then email Me a picture of yourself at your sluttiest.
I’ll reward you with 20 free sissy phonesex minutes. 10 bonus minutes to anyone who meets up with Cumwhore Kelly, my inspiration for this whole thing, at tomorrow’s Santa Cruz event. Make a sign or shout he-r name until the two of you are side by side. Hey, start your own movement together!
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