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I had a VERY interesting day on the phone today…
As usual, I get a slut on the phone whose Y chromosome left him a little short-handed. I never like for these boys to tell me initially just how tiny it is I love building up to it; I like the shock!
Size is so subjective. My tiny is probably what you consider small. Everytime a guy tells me he’s less than 5 inches rock hard, I don’t automatically think about how worthless he must be sexually. It makes me wonder what’s wrong with the rest of him, then I think about how worthless he is in bed!!
Thinking in terms of natural selection, actually getting to breed, passing on genes, etc… the most genetically superior members of a species have the most symmetrical, well-formed physical characteristics. Short and malformed appendages are just one big neon sign that the person may not be who you want to pair up with to make babies…or for any other reason. 
The slut on the phone with the not-so big neon sign between his legs told me that he actually does have a condition called micropenis that causes him to basically have just a nub!!! Considering the things he told me about his sex life, I thought he was just trying to make me laugh, but he wasn’t.
I still laughed, but not nearly as hard when I googled micropenis and came up with this awesome article. I wonder if he realizes how truly hilarious his question is. Check it out, and if it sounds like you…give me a call!! Don’t be a victim of your nub!! I can find some alternate uses of your sexuality or lack there of!! I’ll be on around 4am EST, maybe before if downtown sucks tonight.
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