The problem with chrissy…
I’m at My best when I get what I want…
When I don’t? Well… let’s just say that My estranged mother would be very ashamed of the way I can be.
Speaking of shaming mothers…
chrissy, I do believe your daughter’s mother is about to experience untold amounts of shame along with you. The full pic is going to get posted along with some other details….like your cell!! It doesn’t have to happen though. Lucky for you I’m a sweetheart and I’m going to give you SEVERAL options.
1.) According to your life management agreement, your weekly expenses total $1395. Ouch…that’s a lot for a broke bitch like yourself. Something’s getting paid late…I’m taking at least half of that!! Contact Me to figure out what I want.
2.) You can go drive around until you find a group of black guys, go up to them. In your most eloquent voice, ask them if your breath smells like cum. Explain that you can’t go home fucking your wife with cumbreath. I have to be on the phone to hear this one(mostly so I can contact emergency services in your area).
3.) Skip that wake that you have to go to, make a video singing this song…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uU4v_2q90g while painting your toenails. I want a personal apology at the end. Send it to Me
Those are your only options babes!!
The blue is going to come off pretty soon. I’m going to show that pretty face of yours, those gorgeous curls and the rest of that tacky shower curtain. Cell phone number is going up too. Plenty of pervs that would LOVE to call a fag that wears his wife’s panties so well, don’t you think?
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