Christmas EVERY DAY!!
I’m not particularly Christian, but I do admire one thing about the religious. The bible thumpers LOVE a good mind fucking..don’t we all?
It doesn’t matter if you trim the tree, spin the dreidel or do whatever those other guys do, the one religious holiday that everyone can appreciate is Christmas. Don’t you remember being a kid and wishing EVERYDAY was Christmas? It is now!!
Now forget all that ” ’tis better to give and not receive’” stuff. The people usually beating you over the head with that are usually also beating you over the head to tithe in the name of a guy who died 2 millenia ago. Want to know the true meaning of exchange? You’re about to find out!
The list is below. I’m not a fan of the Amazon wishlist for a ton of reasons. The most important being that I’m bored with the whole idea; everyone has one!!! Maybe this will
Each gift ALWAYS gets something in return. Usually a custom story and/or MP3 or CD to let you know EXACTLY how I’m enjoying your gift and who might also be enjoying it with me. Sometimes
To play: Start with Gift #1. Send to my inbox, Kara@phonefetishprincesskara.com. Keep moving down the list or wait for your return gift.
Here’s the fun part…
There’s a wild card…
I reserve the right to re-gift.
Since everything is a gift certificate, the things that I buy with them, will be the things I love AND the things you’ll LEARN to love. If you want some of my throwaway items , just send me an email with the subject line, “Opting-in for Your garbage please”. In the body of the email, write a few paragraphs why you deserve the things I don’t want anymore.
If you get lucky and I demand that you’re the recipient of some of my castoffs, you have to do whatever it takes(fairly safe, sane, private, but xxxtremely fun) to receive your gift from me. You ALSO have to use it EXACTLY as I tell you to.
Unless I ask for it, I really don’t want your home address. So get yourself a P.O. Box or courier serviceif you don’t have one already!! ’Tis the season for sharing boys and bitches!! There are a lot of interesting things on the list that allow for ALOT of interesting maybes; and no one loves an open end better than I do.
The list will change at least once a month. If you want to suggest something for my new favorite things list, go for it.
Let’s get started! My favorite things:
1.)boys who put themselves to good use
8.)If it’s good enough for Eva…
