Just so you know…

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

I’m not in MY usual spot this weekend.   Soooo…what’s a slut like u to do?  WAIT!!  Niteflirt arranged calls and emails are going to have to wait until at least 3AM EST.  How do u get pushed to the front of the line?   Easy!!  Put yourself there…if you’re smart u know how ;) !!

Anyway..

Update on the new slut search…

I’ve got one in mind for the scraping by cuck money slave…check out the comment it left on the previous entry.  This pussy boy has ALOT of back story….but before I give it to you…does he have any competition?!!   Please be in the U.S.,  I’m tired of having to explain why I don’t want any internationals.

I need some stimulation…

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

and I’m not getting it!!!

Oh yeah, and Happy New Year.

Back to the subject.  I’m so not enchanted with what I’m surrounded with these days.  My friends here in N.O., are too slow…

There’s only so many times u can go out, and 3 out  of 4 in the group agree the night isn’t any good unless you’ve done I Kissed a Girl on karaoke.

The guy I’m dating is too soft…

He wants his own place(he should he’ 24!!) but he’s  too afraid to tell his current roommate that he doesn’t want to renew his lease  because he knows the other guy can’t afford to live alone.  This is the first time I’ve seen this shade of bitch on him, and I can tell you, it’s NOT  a good look!  Doesn’t matter, I’m moving in March anyway.  Next!!

rosie’s new sub-lite mentality is not working for Me; s-he’s officially out as of 5 min ago, I’ll tell it tomorrow during its commute time.  The bitch wants to try and be friends now and My forecast is that it’s going to turn into excuse after excuse not to do what s-he was born to do.   I’m sorry, but when I hear the words,

Please don’t be nice to Me

it doesn’t matter if it was almost 2 years ago when it was said…It was obviously a sincere need and, to Me, it’s one I still think is necessary.  All anyone has in life is their word, their name, and/or their balls…and rosie is more than a little short in the ball dept.  Word trumps wants!  Besides, as friends, u have to be friendly.  What are we going to do?  I guess s-he wants to hold hands, split tiramisu and talk about old times like…

Hey….you remember that time when you came to stay for Memorial Day weekend and *****  made u sleep in My room and I let u sleep in his dog’s old crate with some of My shoes as toys so you’d have My scent and wouldn’t feel so lonely?

Even my favorite stress reliever, Niteflirt is as entertaining. Very few of the sluts are doing it for Me!!

Except for maybe this faggot shampoo boy that’s “two-shades of could be fabulous if…”

AND

This former frat boy all grown up with a slut wife who’s going to get even sluttier thanks to Me!  Oh, and he’s going to get a black boyfriend that’s better than anything even I’ve ever had…I’m going to make sure of it.  he’s going to start buying better panties too.

The usual suspects:

  • 30-something, living with Mom,  calling several times in a night from several accts, addicted to stuff they don’t even recognize as addictions  yet.  The type that blow their loads talking about sucking dick then  proceed to try to moonlight as the  morality police on Me for what I do to, mostly, consenting adults
  • Couple of nano-dick Asians(surprise surprise!!) that blow their loads then magically turn into winners and achievers …anything but their reality of sticking 50 menus in your door in a weeks time and chanting to Buddha that it doesn’t get soft when they finally get enough tips to make a pilgrimage to their local BangCock Spa.
  • Wannabe cuck husbands  that want to fluff but don’t know how to ask their wives…even though her extracurricular sex life is like a lullaby to Me.
  • Socially retarded programmer types who have recently discovered the wonders  of a bump and beer and the delicious little world they can create when they have a credit card and a phone.

All I want are more people that are close to My level….that’s ALL!!  I’m getting rid of everything defective in 2009.

  • I want 2 or 3 really cute, fun girly boys(26 and older) that want to work REALLY hard to stimulate Me. Thin, smooth skin, smart, fashion sense, or u must REALLY want to earn the training to get those things.
  • ONE r0sie-replacement.  Must be 40 or over(Maybe a really exceptional 30ish slut) who appreciates discretion, no priors, no handicaps(the one between your legs is enough for Me)and no DSM-IV stuff.  The “encouragement” rosie required is optional..especially if u have the right mentality. Not sure what being he-r replacement entails?  Read the rest of the blog or email Me at Kara@phonefetishprincesskara.com for specifics.
  • Chastity, Cuckold, and Humiliation Money Slaves- 3 only, over 35- I want one scraping by, one very comfortable, and one who thinks the fundamentals of this economy are strong(not because he’s an ignorant Bush-O-McCain-ophile either).  This is going to create a very interesting dynamic :) . u sluts will all know about each other, but you don’t have to know one another.  u will get ONE “Kara is going to treat Me like a person card” per week and u guys will have to compete for it.   Again discretion must be very important to you,  you must be able to submit to regular tease and denial sessions and other “things” on demand, must have an awesome slave mentality or something absolutely better.  Must not be white trash.

Soooo…. there it is.  That’s what I want.  If u fit the bill,   contact me.  Email, Niteflirt, whatever.

Get My attention?  Get My panties wet?  Get My wet panties?  Get My sweaty leggings after My Bikram Yoga Class?

Simple.  Click one of the buttons to your right..

Maybe I’m wrong about the whole male Dom thing…

Monday, December 8th, 2008

It’s not a secret to most of you that have stumbled across Me that I don’t believe in the whole male Dom thing. I love guys..real men.  I don’t think most men, even real men,  can effectively have any sort of meaningful control or influence over any sane person with an IQ above, oh I don’t know, dog level.  I’d run out of space if I had to go into all the reasons why I feel this way.

With that said, I’m still not understanding why a guy that probably doesn’t even dabble in the whole D/s thing has so many underfoot and by the balls.  He could buy and sell your ass 100 times and still send you home with a few crisp $20 bills tucked in the same coat  pocket as your jizz covered manties.  So many of you reading this would probably gladly give him your wife or mother for the week(end) in exchange for just ten minutes of  his lips pressed to your ear, guiding your hand up and down…

YOUR INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO!!

Yep, I’m talking about Warren Buffet.  My senior year history teacher refused to acknowledge the fact that Bill Gates was the wealthiest man in the U.S., insisting that Warren Buffet was.  Even after someone wiki’d it and brought an article to class proving  that it wasn’t true,  he spent an ENTIRE class period basically worshiping the man’s O-ring from afar.  I could practically smell the precum dripping from this loser as he wasted the tuition dollars of our parents(legal guardian in my case).  Of all the people to have fag lust for…a 70-something who looks like a geriatric version of the Hamburglar ?!!  Well, I guess it wasn’t too hard to imagine considering the fact that…

The teacher was 28 with a voice that suggested puberty never found his name on the guest list.  He drove a Saturn with extremely misguided pride, and would try seem above it all by telling anyone who would listen that he was only teaching until he was accepted into the Law program at Harvard.  I guess Harvard needs to expedite their admissions process because, nearly three years later, you can still call and ask the secretary to leave a note in his mailbox!! Anyway, I’m getting off of the subject and abusing ellipses…

About 2 months ago, rosie sends me an email saying goodbye.  No surprise there!!  s-he must have a template of those goodbye emails or something because I’ve gotten at least 10 of them before. Chasing “normalcy” around the bedroom he and his wife share with a butterfly net while a plaster of paris mold of my foot is crammed up his ass..that’s the image I get whenever I read one of rosie’s goodbye emails.

I think it’s cute…that whole trying to balance the “he” s-he has to be with the SHE “he” NEEDS to be thing.  It’s always REALLY hard to take seriously ANYTHING said by someone who has a bio on their company’s website that screams how full of integrity and honor they are when you’ve seen them with a face/mouth/ass full of another guy’s load. His favorite thing is…well, I think I’m going to make that an assignment for some lucky sissy who’s up for more than just roleplay.   This is one piece of flesh that can’t  live without that weird feeling in his belly, the lump in his throat and the hint of one in his panties that only I can give.  So I’ve built his goodbyes into our play.  They usually come around the time estimated taxes are due, Christmas, and Easter(Grown men dressed up as bunnies, Cadbury cream eggs, and Jesus jumping out of that tomb seem to have a sobering effect on my fav cock snot wearing manwhore).  It lasts about a week and then we pretend to pretend that it never happened.  I know he’ll be back because I’ll still have total access to one of his bank accounts.

So I just added the email to a folder and printed off a hard copy. I like to read them all out loud one after another when he needs something really badly…just to remind him that his attempts at self-esteem really aren’t a good look for him.  The fun part starts  12-16 hours later with a text message.  asking if I’m busy and if it’s ok for him to call.  I’ll call him…congratulate him on the new man he’s becoming and then the conversation automatically turns into something that sounds like a conversation a battered woman may have with her guy that loves with his fists.  The one where she wants out because daytime tv says she should…but everything inside her is telling her it’s going to be all hearts, stars and four leaf clovers if she can just stop making the fucking pot roast so damn dry!

rosie did an excellent reprisal of the battered wife/martyr role s-he likes to play.  I’d been sitting in line at a gas station forever waiting on gas  when I got the text.  Atlanta was short on gas and I was short on patience when I got the text then called back.  The basics were that s/he couldn’t come out to play anymore, that the economy was looking rough, and s/he had a family to think about. Heard it all before!!  The next thing that came out of its mouth was that it had sent Me a cashier’s checks for $2000 and it would send Me $500 more if I would get rid of everything in its storage unit.  I may be a lot of things but I’m not anyone’s janitor..especially some loser born in the wrong body who thinks he has too much to lose.

I drove 20 min out of My way that day to deliver the storage keys not so personally to the receptionist at his office.  Essentially harmless enough, but I knew he’d wake up in a cold sweat the next couple of nights wondering if I’d said anything to anyone while I was there.

I decided to extend those sleepless nights a little by mailing the cashier’s checks to his workplace…knowing that the administrative assistant opens the mail before delivering it to him.   I got a 3am text 2 days after I’d made my trip to the post office that said

Why are you doing this to me?  Please let me know what I can do to make You stop!!

I text’d back

Nothing

After I woke up at 9 the next morning…I decided to finish my text because I was too  sleepy to do it  the night before ;)

Sorry, that should have said ‘ Nothing bad is happening to you..it’s all in your head…just like it always has been.  Go ahead and change your online banking info, please…for your own peace of mind…take care babes..MUAH!’

That was it…  I was actually a little sad.  Kind of like when u have a fish die…that kind of sad.  I’d decided to take a break from school this semester and the next to focus on some other things I want to do anyway, so that pretty much gave Me the push to get out of Atlanta.

I found someone to sublet and went to New Orleans to work on some projects and just have fun.  The plan was/is to move to L.A. by February…I though it wasn’t going to happen for a while until…

Starting about 3 weeks ago, I got several calls from a number I didnt know in the middle of the day.  I didnt pick up and they didn’t leave a voicemail or anything.  I thought maybe it was some recording telling Me that my car warranty was about to expire or  something until I called it back and heard a very familiar hollow sounding guy on the other end with a horrible southern drawl answer.

First thought:  WTF?  Second thought:  end button!!  It called right back.  Long story short…it was sorry.  It was having a lot of rough times.  It just wanted to talk.  It had apparently been washing it’s klonopin with that bottle that says ‘birthday bourbon’ and calling that its lunch.  I’m no shrink…but I know u dont hang up on “people” like that.  So I just let it run then speed walk through something like a conversation.  I kept calling it by it’s birth certificate name.  It didn’t like that. I didn’t know what else to call it because I really didnt need a rosie anymore and it started crying when I said that.

You don’t hang up on “people” when they’re like that.

So to keep the conversation going, I asked why it had called Me.  Dead silence…

Then it started rambling something about how it had been following Warren Buffet in the news, that things were bad for a lot of people but probably wouldn’t affect things on its end.  I pretty much stopped listening to the babbling just as I had almost 3 years ago in history class.  I can turn a guy who was too scared to do anything but suck dildos dildos in front of prostitutes into a cum-guzzling part-time transvestite that menstruates for Me through its wallet…but Warren really has all the control…and that’s just sad on my part!! :P

Senryü for sissy sluts who beg to be Craig’d

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

FORCED BI ME, CRAVE COCK

SWALLOW, GAG, SPIT, REPEAT

RISK DIVORCE, CRAIG’D!!!

I hate haiku…gayness!!!   Senryü is more my thing.   It’s 17 syllables or less about a situation or an incident. It usually offers some insight into the human condition; lame assed reference to nature not included.  This one is for my favorite fag,  rosie.

For all of you GLAAD members out there wringing your hands and gnashing your teeth in ACLU-approved mental anguish, fag is a term of endearment for my 40-something “girlfriend”.  I “helped”  rosie suck  78 other guys off since last summer.    You would think that someone as helpful as I am deserves to have her best girlfriend come over and do some much needed cleaning right?   Apparently rosie thinks it’s more important to spend “a quiet day with  M______”.  Now she did offer to pay her cleaning lady to come over and do it, but I don’t want some stranger.  I want someone who  I KNOW will do a good job.

rosie’s 1 year anniversary with me is coming up on July 27.  Coincidentally, rosie’s wedding anniversary is on July 28th…wow!   Just think about that time frame people.  Some people might think that maybe I planned it that way so that rosie wouldn’t have any problems remembering her most important date.  Those same  people might think that a responsible-by-day “girl” like rosie is being a little too careless with the schedule I gave her.

Consider the sentryü part of your pre-anniversary present,  rosie  ;) .  You’ll make it up to me.   I’m not accepting any calls, emails or texts from you.  This is the last warning. I’ve emailed a suggestion to u that will make everything better, for both of us.  Make everything right and I won’t play fill in the blank with wife #2’s name or any of the other little things that I plan on doing mentioned in the email.  Wife #3 may not be so easy to come by with a ruined reputation, alimony and a Princess to pay for.  Just a thought :)   MUAHZ!!

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